when your teacher lets you turn in something late
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
(Source: imthedogwithablog, via pbbunny97)
sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone